Fart-handle

What is Fart-handle?


1.

A person who has done something so lame that their existence is similar to a structural element of graspable flatulence.

"4? Dude, I thought you only had 3 DUI's, You are a major Fart-handle!"

See asswipe, loser, schmuck, fucktard


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