Farthingale

What is Farthingale?


1.

A sudden expulsion of wind from the vagina, so powerful that it threatens to dislodge the clitoris or FARTHING (an old British coin, no longer in general currency).

A belch from the bush.

A fart from the flaps.

A remarkable FARTHINGALE was recorded in 1940, at the height of the London Blitz, when a Cockney lady blew her knickers into the street, where they landed on a policeman's helmet.

Believing that a German bomb was responsible, the anxious officer hurried to the scene, only to be told "It were just me howitzer, sir - it's always blowin' off. But 'ave yer seen me baby - 'e were sittin' on the window-sill an' 'e's not there no more?"

See Persson


64

Random Words:

1. 1) brand name : french connection united kingdom 2) spelling of fuck common when bad language filters are present 3) alternate spellin..
1. A statement of farewell or departure. "peace out, homes." "ZERPAYCE!" See zerpayce, zer, peace, tpb..
1. A place where mean, spoiled, rude, lying inconsiderate sluts come from. A few different examples: 1) Go back to Cunt County Tayler.....