Farthingale

What is Farthingale?


1.

A sudden expulsion of wind from the vagina, so powerful that it threatens to dislodge the clitoris or FARTHING (an old British coin, no longer in general currency).

A belch from the bush.

A fart from the flaps.

A remarkable FARTHINGALE was recorded in 1940, at the height of the London Blitz, when a Cockney lady blew her knickers into the street, where they landed on a policeman's helmet.

Believing that a German bomb was responsible, the anxious officer hurried to the scene, only to be told "It were just me howitzer, sir - it's always blowin' off. But 'ave yer seen me baby - 'e were sittin' on the window-sill an' 'e's not there no more?"

See Persson


64

Random Words:

1. freaking amazing girl living in the middle of the most non exciting city in california ugh ellie is so freaking awesome See pk, ck, ne..
1. 1 oz. Creme de Cacao & 1 oz. Creme de Menthe in a shot glass. taste like peppermint patties! great way to get drunk, taste good and..
1. a street name for a condom also a name for a person ì slapped the johnny on and rammed her See rubber, condom, sweaty, anal 2. (n...