Farthingale

What is Farthingale?


1.

A sudden expulsion of wind from the vagina, so powerful that it threatens to dislodge the clitoris or FARTHING (an old British coin, no longer in general currency).

A belch from the bush.

A fart from the flaps.

A remarkable FARTHINGALE was recorded in 1940, at the height of the London Blitz, when a Cockney lady blew her knickers into the street, where they landed on a policeman's helmet.

Believing that a German bomb was responsible, the anxious officer hurried to the scene, only to be told "It were just me howitzer, sir - it's always blowin' off. But 'ave yer seen me baby - 'e were sittin' on the window-sill an' 'e's not there no more?"

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