Farticles Edit Meaning

1.

The particles of air contaminated after someone or something lets out gas.

You contaminated my air with your farticles!

See fart, gas, air, oxygen, particles

2.

The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.

GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!

See fart, farticle, poop, shit, fecal matter, gas

3.

1.) The fart-particles that catapult off an anus hole when a flatulance is released.

1.) Wash the farticles out of your underwear Jake!

2.) Holy shit! Someone just got farticles on my face while I was sleeping.

See fart, particles, flatulance, pass, gas, poop, shit, anus

4.

the tiny pieces of dooty that stain underwear when u fart causing skidmarks

fart-particles

Dad is doing laundry and notices the skidmarks in his son's underwear

"NEILL DO YOU KNOW HOW TO WHIP UR FUCKING ASS!!!!"

"DAD, remember we had mexican last night, that aint from my dirty ass, its those goddam FARTICLES, and YES i know how 2 wipe my ass"

See skid marks, taint, farticles, dirty ass, poop, dooty, dookie, feces

5.

Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.

Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!

Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.

Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!

See fart, particles, farts, butt, dust, crop, flatulence, flatulance

6.

Any nonsense ARTICLES; (written or otherwise), lacking forethought and intrinsic value; inevitably being compared to flatulence.

Example 1: A high proportion of professional punditry:- political, economic, corporate, entertainment etc are mere farticles.

Example 2: Farticles comprise the majority of internet blogs

Example 3: This farticle definition! ;-)

See media, press, blogs, writers, flatulence

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