What is Fartify?
1.
v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies
v.tr.
To hold in a fart, as:
a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.
b. To reinforce anus by adding material.
c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.
d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.
e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.
“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”
See
Random Words:
1.
she's an ugly girl
alice the goon shes so ugly the tide won't take her out
See blister, puss face, porko, oink..
1.
A brutal, heavy metal band originating from the Poughkeepsie, NY area. Established in 1996 and still going strong today.
I went to a N..
1.
Variation of loves it, where the additional
<it> stands for surrounding conditions or fate in general. Mainly used in golf wher..
