Fartify

What is Fartify?


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v. far·ti·fied, far·ti·fy·ing, far·ti·fies

v.tr.

To hold in a fart, as:

a. To strengthen anus and secure (a fart) with fartifications.

b. To reinforce anus by adding material.

c. To impart physical strength or endurance to the anus; invigorate.

d. To give emotional, moral, or mental strength to the anus; discourage farting: Prayer fartified us during our crisis.

e. To strengthen or enrich (food, for example) the anus, as by adding vitamins.

“Please fartify the room before the guests arrive for the fart-fetish orgy we are having this evening, dear husband.”

See farting, fart, gas, farty


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