Fartiment

What is Fartiment?

1.

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

See fart, barking spider, trouser cough
26

Random Words:

Cheekfu
1. An ancient martial art practiced by grandmothers, aunts, mafia dons, drunken bar patrons and some managers. Depending on relationship wi..
Read more
Faduma
1. The kewl person in the world. Someone who isn't afraid to stand up for what they believe in. She loves to have fun and is completel..
Read more
Got To Go
1. means,that you have to leave hey guys i'm late, got to go! See g2g, later, bye, bounce, peace out, see you later..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free