Farting Safety Net

What is Farting Safety Net?


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When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

See shart, fart, shit, pass gas, net, safety


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