Farting Spiders

What is Farting Spiders?

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

See guff, silent but violent, stinkers, girlfriend

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