Farting Spiders

What is Farting Spiders?

Girls blame the farting spiders when they fart because girls never fart

Jesus girl whats that smell, that you?

No, must have been those farting spiders again...they have a very poor diet

See guff, silent but violent, stinkers, girlfriend

Monkey Shank

1. When a man stabs his sexual partner in the eye with his penis. Oh shit did I monkey shank ya?!..

Blowjob Diet

1. A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste swee..

Exer-outer

1. one of those people who constantly X-Out conversations on AIM or some other instant messaging service..often times, the 'x-out&apos..

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