Farting Strings

What is Farting Strings?

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

Giving A Hobbit

1. When a person is sleeping, either shave your pubes or theirs, cum on their feet while they're sleeping, and then sprinkle on the ha..

Josh Hilding

1. A Commercial Crabber featured on Deadliest Catch, he resides in southern oregon, and when he is not fishing, he can be found out at the ..

Boy Paste

1. Another term for man fat, jism or spunk. Usually served warm "What ho, John," cried Dave, "I see you lost that game of s..

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