Farting Strings

What is Farting Strings?

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

Zip And Guzzle

1. Oral sex, a good old fashioned slurp job. From the Latin - zippendius guzzleium. His pulse quickened as she got down and gave him a sp..

Unproud

1. Not proud. Not looking after those whom you should be close with. Not taking care of your surrounding peers. Disrespecting talented indi..

Kraeutler

1. awkward looking sketchy kid. enjoys being straddled by hot-ass girlfriend, but cant have sex with her (statutory rape). also enjoys grap..

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