Farting Strings

What is Farting Strings?


1.

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!


88

Random Words:

1. When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless..
1. Australian slang for vagina. Gee, I would love to taste that girls Zoppa See pussy, vagina, moot, quim, flaps..
1. Phrase used to describe the unbearable heat one must endure when there is either no air conditioning or the air conditioner is broken. ..