Farting Strings

What is Farting Strings?

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

Up The Swanny

1. In a hopeless situation. '...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'. See up shit creek, tits up..

Yuppie Battle Pants

1. A pair of pants with excessive cargo and utility pockets that also convert into shorts by unzipping the legs. Often comes in a variety ..

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