Farting Strings

What is Farting Strings?

Those imaginary strings that strain when you let rip a massive trouser trumpet

Good God! I think I've busted my farting strings on that trouser yodel!

Have Her Cake And Eat It Too

1. Once eaten, you no longer have it. Like having money and spending it all. Also, in marriage, security vs. freedom - if one cheats, the..

Kneezie

1. a kneezie is another word for a vagina friend 1: Hey id like to see her kneezie! Friend 2: Everyone has seen her kneezie and its dirty..

Oh! Skeletons!

1. The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons! If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons! See Carlos..

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