Fartion

What is Fartion?

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

See fart, poop, sex, dingleberry, kangaroo, cameltoe, medium rare, turd

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