Fartition

What is Fartition?

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

See fart, farting, dutch oven, gas, blanket

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