Fartition

What is Fartition?

Any kind of smell shield between someone's nose and bad gas. Ie: t-shirt or blanket.

My gas was so bad last night my girlfriend used the blanket as a fartition to keep the smell away from her.

See fart, farting, dutch oven, gas, blanket

Jooky Junk

1. Useless merchandise that could be "bought" with points from cans of Jooky. I got my new Jooky hernia belt. Thanks, Jooky!..

Que Bueno

1. The best nacho cheese sauce ever to exist. You can only purchase it in a one gallon can, which will never expire. Oh man, this gas stat..

Knot-knot

1. A fancy word for "rice rocket" or in laymens terms, a loud ass Honda. The sound a Honda frickin Civic makes when it drives by..

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