Fartitude

What is Fartitude?

1.

strength of sphincterand mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?

GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!

Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...

GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!

Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

See sphincter, tight-ass

2.

A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.

Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.

See fart, stink, asshole, tom brady, jackass
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