What is Fartitude?
1.
strength of
Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President
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2.
A state of mind in which one farts in public without caring if anyone around them hears it.
Danny showed some serious Fartitude by loudly dropping ass in the middle of church.
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Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant.
The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's ..
