Fartjam

What is Fartjam?


1.

Often mistaken for a variety of more serious gastrointestinal ailments, fartjam occurs when a fart tries to make its way to freedom but becomes lodged in the complex maze that is your colon. This leads to a build-up of pressure which causes severe stomach pain and bloating. The only cure for fartjam is to remove the blockage by "straining it out". This will result in a very loud, fast moving fart and sudden relief, allowing you to go on about your business.

Dude, my stomach hurt so bad yesterday that I thought I had cancer. Turned out just to be a fartjam, what a relief!!!


32

Random Words:

1. Deriving from the term Brass (bad, useless, crap) Brassic Park refers to the ultimate in uselessness/crapness. “Englands performance w..
1. Ten gay men having sex in a room i was at a homosexual party and there were lots of defucken scusting See ten, gay, men, homo..
1. A new add-on to the ever so classic burn list. It now goes like this: you your face your mom your mom's face your mom's f..