Fartjitsu

What is Fartjitsu?

A ninja way of fighting with deadly farts. People trained in this style are most deadly of all ninjas. They are silent. Most of the time.

Man i learned some fartjitsu, now i can whoop some tail!

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Flumpish

1. when a fattish body is jiggling and wobling around in a strange manner. as i lay in the night i see a man with a flumpish body approach..

Honkeybonics

1. The language spoken by white kids who have convinced themselves they are black. Brian's honkeybonics got his ass beat at the Lil J..

Redneck Alarm Clock

1. Falling asleep with a full beer in your hand, waking up to it spilling on you, after you shift positions in your sleep. He was so drunk..

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