What is Fart-job?
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A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.
It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"
Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?
Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!
*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*
Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!
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