Fartle

What is Fartle?


1.

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

See air biscut

2.

Usually used by the sleep mate, when a sleeping person farts so loud that it causes them to toss and turn or mumble uninteligibly

I was laying in bed unable to sleep when my husband fartled and almost woke himself up.

See stink face, air buscuit, flatus

3.

To be so suprised you fart

Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,

4.

a small fart often not thought to be worth mentionning, but can sometimes be followed through, resulting excremishing or a fartleberry.

see 'excremished'

there are never really examples as they are not often spoken of, unless resulting in a follow through, one may be on the bus and be confronted by a fellow human being who will say something along these lines

"'psst. man I need help, you know that smell...well I though it was a fartle, but seems there was more to it than that...you don't 'appen to 'ave a spair pair of undies do you?"


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