Fartlets

What is Fartlets?


1.

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

2.

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.


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