Fartling

What is Fartling?

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

Keighleyite

1. An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable That Dave is a right fucking Keig..

Kilo Gaffer

1. a huge line of cocaine "I always rip a kilo gaffer before I bang a hooker" See cocaine, gaffer, blow, line, kilo, gram, rail..

Sphincter Murmur

1. occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods. when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur. See fart, shart, ..

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