Fartling Edit Meaning

1. A term for when a Female has her periods Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob. See got the painters in..

1. When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position. 1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees..

1. To slap and or be slapped in the face with a book, usually a medium or large paperback with about 500 to 1000 pages (Telephone book, Com..