Fartmare

What is Fartmare?

A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.

Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"

Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."

See farting, nightmare, flatulence, gas, insomnia

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