What is Fartmare?
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A night of sleep, full of constant farting. Usually very difficult for person sleeping with the farter, then the actual flatulent.
Man: "Geesh, you kept me up all night with your excessive farting!"
Woman: "Sorry, I must have been suffering from a fartmare."
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