What is Fartner?
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As distinct from romantic ‘partner’, a fartner is someone in a relationship who feels sufficiently comfortable with their romantic partner as to fart freely in their presence. Generally, fartnerships take a moderate amount of time and inconsideration to develop, and, consequently, may be viewed as a more well-established relationship than a typical romantic partnership.
Jane: “Hi, there. You’re Michael, right? You’re Melissa’s partner?”
Michael: “Fartner, actually. Melissa and I are fartners. We’ve been together for about three years, now.”
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the noise made from the body suction of two naked people lying on top of one another sounding similar to flatulence noise
We were getting ready to have sex and then our bodies created a fartner
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