Fartocracy

What is Fartocracy?

A form of de facto control maintained by farting dissenters into submission.

I can't disagree with anything Bob says because I fear his ass so much. He's crushing us with his tyrannical fartocracy.

See fartocracy, fart, farting, farts, government

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

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Zaac

1. the act of "tomahawking" or "supermaning" or even scrapping ones knee. holy fuck that was a fucking zaac and a half..

Froto Douchebaggins

1. Acting like a Lord of the Douches Excuse me Froto Douchebaggins, but standind in a parking spot and "holding" it for your fri..

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