Fartocrite

What is Fartocrite?

A person who enjoys their own farts immensely, yet has an irrational fear of other people's farts.

Jo is such a fartocrite. She's always farting in bed, but when I fart, she freaks out and runs out of the room waving her hands around!

See farts, fartophobe

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