What is Fartographer?
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A person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject's underwear.
After having studied the subject's underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture.
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One who likes to have anus love with dolphins while high on crack.
I'm a fucking fartographer, its no big deal.
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part of a sentence is Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
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The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering ..
