Fartology

What is Fartology?

The scientific study of flatulence, especially the causes and cures.

After reading the fartology sections in several personal health books Kevin avoided eating at Tex-Mex restaurants.

See farthologist valve, fartologist, brownhouse effect, flatulence, gassy

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.

Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.

See fartologist, farting, rip one, cut the cheese

Urenima'd

1. Much like an aenema (fist in the ass) but with the pee hole. Usually done with a size 12 sneaker. fag - HOLY SHIT DOC that fuckin hurt!..

M'quack

1. The noise omitted from a distressed Duck/Cat animal Person: TAKE THIS YOU FIEND Duck/Cat: M'Quack Rhinoceros who was just wander..

Ronned

1. To get directly landed on by someone who has just fallen at least 50 feet, resulting in serious injury, pain, loss of friends, or death...

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