Fartplug

What is Fartplug?

1.

uhhh a plug for your butthole when you wanna fart so you dont make other ppl sit in your stink.

hey i gotta fart.

oh here. i have a fartplug to plug your fart:D:D

2.

Verb. Employing extreme effort to keep a fart from being released in inopportune situations such as first dates.

My date with that hottie I went on the other night was awful. I was fartplugging for 30 minutes when I was driving her home. When she finally got out of the car, my ass exploded.

See fart, farts, constipation, shit, poop, gas, air biscuit, stink
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