Fartriloquist

What is Fartriloquist?


1.

The ability to pass gas "fart" and blame it on the cat who is half way across the room.

It wasn't me...the cat is a talented fartriloquist.

See fart, ventriloquist, blame, cat, stink

2.

Someone who is able to throw the blame for a fart to another person who is nearby.

Dude, did you fart, or is there a fartriloquist in the room?

See fartaholic, fartster, farter

3.

A person who successfully blames someone else for their fart

Andrew was good at 'throwing' blame for his farts onto others. In fact, he was the best fartriloquist in all of Australia.

See fart, ventriloquist, flatulence, stealth, throwing

4.

One who projects flatulence in such a manner so as to create the appearance that said flatulence (and ensuing aroma) was the product of an unknowing, and normally unsuspecting, third party.

Steve: You stink!

Chuck: Wasn't me.

Chad: Wasn't me either...

Rick: There must be a fartriloquist sneaking around.

See fart, flatulate


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