Farts Per Million

What is Farts Per Million?

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.

"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."

See fart, fpm, farticle, stink, smell

Roundtop

1. Place on Northfield at NMH where couples go to have sex. There is a group of pine trees (God knows who planted them there, or why they ..

Kerry Katona

1. Large-breasted, dim-witted, former pop singer, whose career was revitalised by cheap frozen food giant, Iceland. Typical Kerry Katona q..

You Ain't Never Lied

1. To be in total agreement with the statement that was said. "Man that girls has a crazy big old butt!" "You ain't n..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Farts Per Million Edit Meaning