Fartsomnia

What is Fartsomnia?

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

See farting, insomnia, gas, restlessness

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