Fartson Edit Meaning

1. An overnight houseguest who arrives expecting free food, drinks, and a clean bed, but leaves a trail of empty beer cans and other messes..

1. someone who feels as if everyone else should have to suffer becuase he got screwed once upon a time. often has sex with way to many peop..

1. to give someone a length of your schlong up the tradesman's to penetrate the marmite motorway to ravage one's choccy starfi..