Fartwank Edit Meaning

1. something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies Jake: Oh shit...we..

1. kinda like a quickie, only faster and less satisfying. I got shitfaced and ended up with some guy at the bar giving me a zimmster. Now..

1. A sexually transmitted disease found in common prostitutes that causes you to loose the smart part of your brain go completely insane an..