What is Fartypantz?
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A fine pair of trousers you like to fart in without feeling any shame or embarrassment at all.
These pants are so friggin absorbing other people won't even notice you released some gass..
VERY DISCRETE and secretly we all love them!
" For crying out loud, those Fartypantz are TIGHT! "
"You farted? You really farted? You must have some excellent Fartypantz dude!"
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..