Färtzenhalter

What is Färtzenhalter?


1.

Thong underwear or, less commonly, a thong bathingsuit. Synthesis of the English word "fart" (a flatus expelled through the anus) and the German word "halter" (holder). Likely a corruption of the German word "buestenhalter" (brassiere). A synthetic colloquialism visually suggesting that the thong is able to "hold in" the expulsion of a flatus from the user's anus. (Army usage circa 1990)

Check out Specialist Dribble, man. She's wearing the skimpiest färtzenhalter I've ever seen in all my years in Vth Corps!

See butt floss, thong, bikini, cunt floss


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