Fascan

What is Fascan?

military acronym for FAmily of SCAtterable Ninjas, not related to the scuba ninja.

A bomb that explodes in the air releasing deadly ninjas across the area of impact. undefeatable

The enemy was thwarted after we dropped a MOAB and some FASCAN on the poor bastards

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