What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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Anything legitimately obtained for free that one would normally have to pay money for.
Not to be confused with the five finger discount..
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Currently the record for the longest human penis
" He's got a 14 inch dick! "
See dick, long, huge, record..
