What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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Using the mouth to put on a condom.
Yapplicating may cause choking or asphyxiation.
Experienced hookers usually yapplicate before givi..
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A mild curse to be used in settings where actual swearing is inappropriate.
From the French, meaning "cat turd."
Boss: Mary..