What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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An orgy involving six people a shoehorn and several ducks.
That Quack Attack last night was killer!!!!;
I forgot to bring my whip and..
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Boasting that you've slept with a girl, not explaining that all you've actually done is sleep next to her.
"I slept with..
