What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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To get a good orgasm by using a lot of verbs.
Verbasturmation is a common way to get off if you have tourrets syndrom...
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The musty smell that you testicles get when you whip them.
Your hands smell like musticalwhip...