What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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Just like a calf cramp but in your penis. Drinking more calcium usually helps cure this disfunction.
Bobby: Damn bro, I had a major pe..
