What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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Random Words:
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take a big long dump.
"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."..
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a white girl wit a fat booty
Damn, Crystal Bickoff has got a vanilla donk!..