What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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Anilingus aka going down on the other side.
It would seem some chinese hookers specialize in giving their customers a lotus kiss, which..
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When you wash your ENTIRE car with the window squeegee. Commonly done at a gas station when you are either too broke or lazy to take you..
