What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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A failure so epic that, when spoken, it renders the audience speechless, often resulting in disgusted facial expressions and an inabilit..
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The act of having a fuck buddy or just sport fucking a bitch instead of actually going out with her. The optimal way to have a relations..
