What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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A person who wears preppy clothes, but are a true goth at heart
Prep: Ew. Shes wearing Abercrombie. Why is she sitting with those loser..
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the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
His br..