What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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Beating your dick. masturbating. spanking it.
Dude, we caught Mike riding the tractor when he thought we were sleeping!!
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any time you are forced through social awkwardness to compliment or purchase art by an artist who you would not have appreciated otherwi..
