What is Fascinating New Thing?


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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.

Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?

Tom: yeah....

See girlfriend, boyfriend, hotness, bitch, ho


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