What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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Random Words:
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Tell all the people you can. Especially if they are complete strangers.
Dude, this is one of those "NobodyEVERhearsaboutthis"..
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a. a container for semen
b. a person with semen in their mouth.
Mikel is like a hand-blown jizz snifter...