What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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after finishing on a girl's face you proceed to wipe off the white stuff with your balls
Last night when I gave my girl Russian di..
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a woman that has a tight vagina
She was as tight as a zip lock bag.
See gash, hatchet wound..