What is Fascinating New Thing?
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A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.
Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....
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The painful act of sobering up at work after a night of raunchy debauchery.
"Hey Austin, ready for work?"
"Suck it Marg..
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A magical person that thrives in an area called Minnesota, they run cross-country and enjoy to moon passerby's as they jog.
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