Fashionably Early

What is Fashionably Early?


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The act when an individual or couple leaves a get-together, party, dinner, or any friendly occasion hours before it is to end. This person or couple is usually very lame in nature/personality and often trys to make their friends believe that they have more important things to do then hangout with their friends. As a result of this, this person or couple is very lonely and is always annoyingly calling his/her friends looking for the next cool or exciting thing to do, but rarely comes out to enjoy.

Steve: Hey, where did Nicole go?

Rachel: Oh, she left fashionably early again.

Steve: I should have figured. She's running home to go be with her husband she never has anything good to say about.

Rachel: Yup, you guessed it dude.

(a cell phone rings)

Rachel: One second. Oh, look who's calling. (picks up)

Nicole: Hey, what's up?

Rachel: Not much.

Nicole: Hey, is there anything going on tonight?

Rachel: Yeah!?! This awesome party you just left. Speaking of. Why did you leave?

Nicole: Uh? (pause) I don't know?

See married, retard, idiot, fashionably late, frankie chaos


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