What is Fashiononable?
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A trait commonly found in people who wear what was fashionable a very long time ago, or never was, clearly, but claim that they look freakin' rad and boho and cool. Also, some people possessing this trait are most often fashion victims of things that aren't even very popular anyway, like Lady Gaga. Plus, fashioNONable people are worshipped for wearing Hollister and Abercrombie.
Stylish person: Hey, I just stopped by Scoop in Soho today and bought some adorable shoes. They'll really match with the Prada dress I just purchased, Oh and that Vivienne Tam belt looks terrific as well. I think I'll send a picture of the outfit to my friend at Vogue.
fashioNONable person: Ew! Do you no how stoopid yu look! Gawd. I'M wearing my Hollister top with Abercrombie jeans that tewtally give me blood clots. SHMEXY! I go barefoot, cause that's cool! Pluys, I'm gonna wear teh pearl necklace with a bow on it.
Stylish person: People stopped wearing that kind of necklace awhile ago. In fact, I don't think any one wore it but preppy kids.
fashioNONable person: NO! AHHHHGGG
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