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Any clearly visible sexually transmitted disease.
"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."..
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A fruity way to say library.
Hey, kids! Let's go to the orange-lemon-and-limeberry!
See library, liberry, librarian, school..
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A mixed drink consisting of Pepto-bismol and vodka.
Last night I got hammered on gay russians, but at least I didn't get sick...