What is Fasian?
1.
A more than fat asian chick.
Richie: Who was waiting for their ride?
Chris: Oh it was just the fasain.
Richie: The fasain???
Chris: Yeah you know a fat asian.
2.
A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.
You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.
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3.
"Fake Asian"-- Someone who does not fit traditional Asian stereotypes and fits in more with white ones. Also blasian (black asian).
Olivia Z. is such a fasian; she's not super-grades-obsessed or super-ditzy with Japanese anime notebooks.
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4.
faux asian or fake asian
Someone who pretends to be asian, but really isn't. Usually an asian obsessed person
Person 1: "Why is jenny being such a fasian?"
Person 2: "I dunno, first she starts claiming she's from asia, then she got that hair cut like them asian girls do."
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5.
A fat Asian. Also known as a "lucky rabbit's foot" due to their nature of bringing good karma upon all around the person.
Yo, that Fasian got me an A on my computer test.
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6.
Fake asian: other definitions here use the word in reference to actual asians, those from or decended from the people of asia (korea, japan, cnina, ect.) What it is truely used for is for someone who is caucaisn in most cases but looks asian ussaully a caucaisn whith pointy eyes and a round face.
Hairy: Pat looks asian!
Pat:I am irish.
Hairy: Then your fasian.
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7.
a male of asian descent who believes be is the intellectual center of the universe. fasians are overweight, typical of the asian parent's overindulging of their treasured son's every whim. This also contributes to the fasian's percieved intellectual superiority.
origin: eng.
Lucy: Man that kid ******* ***** is alwaaaaaays arguing with me in history. What a fasian.
April: yup.
