Fasm

What is Fasm?


1.

Short for Flat Assembler. It was written by Thomasz Grysztar and "is a fast assembly language compiler for the Intel Architecture processors, which does multiple passes to optimize the size of generated machine code. It is self-compilable and versions for different operating systems are provided."

Fasm allows me to put code, data, and imports into the same section of my win32 program!

2.

A fake orgasm

Chick 1: My boyfriend was horrible last night in bed.

Chick 2: What did you do?

Chick 1: I had to fasm and he actually believed me.

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