Fast And The Furious

What is Fast And The Furious?


1.

The Holy Grail of rice-boy movies (you know, the loud, obnoxious kids with slow cars). Explains many mysteries and fads of the current import car scene. Proves that form over function is the true defenition of import racing and that one don't have to go fast to win a race. Promotes the use of obscure facts (read: HP/L is more important than HP or lb/ft). Also, a great insult for a wannabe stunt double for said movie. It's nitrous, morons.

Man I just watched The Fast and the Furious! Now I gotta get an APC wing, fart cannon muffler, LED washer nozzles and some phat stickers if I'm gonna beat those dumbestic white boys! AZN POWAH.

2.

The movie that doubled the price of Toyota Supras just because they were in the movie. The only good part of the movie is when Vin Diesel drives the dragster on the street.

D00d I bought Fast and the Furious

3.

The movie that made everyone who modify imports, " ricers "

I fucking hate fast and the furious

See f&f, sucks, my, cock

4.

A completely pointless modification done to a car not worth modifying.

1. Look at that fast and the furious spoiler on that Cavalier.

2. Hey, do you hear that fast and the furious exhaust on that Civic?

See bill

5.

movie that was made by retards, for retards. why the heck in the beginning is there an exhaust manifold pressure build-up? its pretty much a tube going to the back of the car, how would there be pressure problems? i could see boost failure off of the turbo... MAYBE. and when it does fail, why does the floor fall out? firs the manifold is in the engine compartment, second, the floor is one big stamped piece of steel, there is no reason for it to be bolted on...

and nobody would take a supra like that to fix up. its a toyota and thus there are many, why waste your time with a rusted out pos?

tells you that any car is faster with T3h NaWs Yo!!!

thanks fast and the furious for raising a bunch of retards that think a jetta, 240sx, or supra could kill ferraris

in the fast and the furious, everyon likes to talk about the scene where paul beats the ferarri with his supposedly (supposed because getting a rusted out car to look like that is pretty much impossible) cheaper supra. but don't forget, the ferarri drives off a loser, but with a smokin hot babe in the passenger seat that he will undoubtedly bang all knight. Paul gets to drive off with the ever- attractive vin diesel. who would you rather have hot, sweaty sex with, smokin hot babe, or good ol vinnie?

See ricer, vin diesel, retarded, honduh, nos

6.

Extremely shit movie which lacks a key point, a storyline. Stupid rice boys like the movie because of shit cars with green and orange bodykits that contain 'nos'. The cars are so shit that NOS is the only thing that can make the skips on wheels to move. Also stars extemely shit actors, such as Vin Diesel

Some kid: That orange car in fast and furious is teh best car in the movie!

Me: Orange car? I thought it was a rusty skip...

See Lewis

7.

Quite possibly the worst made movies on the face of this earth. Makes people who have remote knowledge of automobiles cry. Now, everyone thinks that the more stickers you apply to your car, the faster it goes, and that all asians with riced out cars own a kawasaki ninja, have about 20 bitches, and perform drive-bys with TMP's. Not to mention, has caused an incredible surge in little children to buy a Toyota Supra and be a 'street racer'. See Torque Converter.

Due to common belief, the more stickers you have behind your rear wheels on your front wheel drive honda civic doesn't induce more traction. The fast and the furious can blow me.

See ricer, noob, gay


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