Fast Canadian Pixies

What is Fast Canadian Pixies?


1.

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.

WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!

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The most powerful creatures on the face of the Earth. The watch out for they are sniggleing your way!

Doolan was distracted by the Fast Canadian Pixies.


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