Fast Eric

What is Fast Eric?


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The term comes from experience, unfortunately the most awkward of such. Defines two terms such as a quick draw or what is known as a fast shooter. A man that can last a minute and thirty four seconds. Whether it be in a Dodge Stratus, at his brother's house, in a girl's bedroom. Average ETA for sperm

= a minute and thirty four, CUM on people!

How to make fun of a fast eric: buy a pack of thirty six condoms, spell out fast eric on the trunk of fast eric's hood, knowing it's twenty degrees outside pour water on condoms and let them freeze. See how fast he can scrap them off in the morning!

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