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Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole.
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A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail.
I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not fol..
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The unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public space, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench lef..