Fast-burner Edit Meaning

1. Someone who tears a little hole in a piece of bread and proceeds to have intercourse with said hole. Justin is a big hedgebreader when ..

1. A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail. I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not fol..

1. The unholy phenomenon of attempting to inconspicuously fart while walking in a public space, hoping beyond hope that the vile stench lef..