Faster Edit Meaning

1. Talking incoherently while masticating an apple. "I was, ummm, mm dlf cnsdnds,.,dms,ds, and then I, ummm, fllieoijln dmsuf, and ak..

1. A woman who queefs a lot. Fat chicks are fun to bang, but most of 'em turn into Queen La Queefa if you try to hit it from the back..

1. The overuse of emoticons on message boards and in chatrooms. He uses WAY too many smilies....he's guilty of overemoticonification...