What is Faster Than A Cat Can Lick Its Ass?
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Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
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Random Words:
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The first sip of a drink, (generally soft drink) therefore the best.
A: (opening a can of coke) I love that 'cht' sound.
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