Faster Than A Cat Can Lick Its Ass

What is Faster Than A Cat Can Lick Its Ass?

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Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

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