Fasterbate

What is Fasterbate?

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

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The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"

"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

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