What is Fasterbate?
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The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
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2.
The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
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grade school nickname, free of sexual connotation
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A parting remark and friendly reminder to stay true to the game
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