What is Fasterbate?
1.
The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection
i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room
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2.
The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.
"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"
"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"
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When a bunch of people hit each other with pillows and the last one standing wins.
Pillow Fight
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