Fasterbate

What is Fasterbate?


1.

The act of masterbating very quickly as to get it over with to avoid detection

i had to fasterbate because my mom was in the next room

See fast, masterbate, fun, scary, pain

2.

The act of taking a laptop to the bathroom with you in order to relieve yourself after relieving yourself.

"David, why are you taking the laptop to the bathroom?"

"I'm just going to fasterbate, mom!"

See fasturbate


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