What is Fasties?
1.
A person with a low level of intelligence enrolled in what is called a fast forward program.
They smoke, smell bad, are greasy, crusty and the weather has no effect on them.
Person 1: Look at those fasties out there in the snow smoking! It must be so cold!
Person 2: Foolish niner, don't you know fasties are immune to all weather conditions?
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