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1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. :7 is the newest and hippest smiley on the block! Don't get caught using your outdated =), you want to be cool right? So use :7! :..

1. An alcoholic beverage containing Rockstar Energy Drink and Smirnoff Vodka. Quite possibly the best drink in the world. AKA: RkVk and Vo..