Fasturbate Edit Meaning

1.

1) the act of masturbating when in a hurry

2) masturbation under time-restrictions

my parents were coming home soon so I had to fasturbate

See masturbate, fast, fasturbate, fasterbate, masterbate

2.

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

See masturbate, wank, fap, sex, hurry, fast, quickie, fastfuck

3.

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"

Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"

Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

See masturbate, jack off, vagina, sex, masturbation