Fat

What is Fat?


1.

stands for Fake Ass Titties

Yo, check out that chick's FAT(s).

Look at the FATs on that girl.

She's a FAT bitch anyway.

See tits, boobs, jugs, gazongas, melons, nips, nipple, fun bags

1.

According to Hollywood, What you are if you are a female weighing over 100 lbs.

Nicole Richie apparently thought she was fat, now she looks like a nine-year old boy.

See large, big, non-small, obese, overweight

2.

The condition of weighing more than the medically prescribed average for a specific height and age range.

An adjective describing said condition.

Something chicks fear above all else, causing them to deny themselves the love of a good pizza. It tends to make them eat salads and act finicky in restaurants.

A euphamism for surplus budget spending.

Rhymes with PHAT.

Honey, do I look fat in this?

Trim the fat!

Let's open up a case of PBR and chew the motherfuckin' fat, yo!

3.

What people become after eating McDonalds for years, every day. Theese people usually end up 400+ lbs, and feel sorry for themselves. Usually they end up on Oprah, so bored housewives can feel sorry for them, and the government can send them free IRS money, stolen from people who actually work.

I don't feel sorry for fat people because it's not my fault they became fat. I think that person has something to do with it.

See lazy, losers, useless, fat ass, worthless

4.

"Fat" is a term that is being used more and more often now days.

This word is being thrown around lightly. Fat, or Obese, means to be over sized, or enlarged.

Hollywood portrays that any woman over 100 pounds is "fat".

Genetics, Stress levels, Work habits, etc can effect a persons weight.

Not all "Fat" people can help how big they are. Sure they can increase exercize habits, and eat healthier, but that does not always mean they will get thin.

&& anybody who uses this word as an insult, is a hateful human being.

Wow! I'm looking SO fat today, i'll be flamed at school.

See phat, pudgy, fatass

5.

A person who is overweight. People shouldnt be judged because of this. Its whats inside that counts, and thats all that should matter. Not all overweight people are lazy, its a steriotype. Some have genetic conditions or have health problems and its just harder to lose weight. To judge someone or make fun of someone because of their weight is just SUPERFICIAL! and people need to get over there boring lives, and treat everyone with the respect they deserve.

Treat others as you would want to be treated!

6.

Supposedly excess weight that requires one to buy larger sizes of clothing and become a point of mockery and shame in social situations.

In women, a dress size of 10 and up is fat. In men, a beer belly exceeding to the point that one can't see ones' on feet is fat. In homosexual males, to live is to be fat.

Woman: Do you have this in a size 12?

Clerk: You'll have to go next door for something like that.

Woman: That's a plus sized women's store.

Clerk: I can't help it if you're fat.

Man, upon returning home from work: What's for dinner, honey?

Wife: I'm not making anything tonight.

Man: In that case, the guys and are I gonna go to a bar to watch the game.

Wife, incredulous: Another night of drinking? My God, you're getting so fat.

Homosexual male steps on to scale while at gym, reads "130" as his weight in pounds.

Homosexual male: God, I'm so fat.

7.

Aussie slang for a boner.

Geez did you see that bitch? I just got an instant fat.


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