What is Fat Albert?
1.
a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"
Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.
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2.
A particularly large turd that stretches out your sphincter and causes you to scream "Hey! Hey! Hey!" as you pass it.
Jim: Aw, dude! I just dropped a Fat Albert and my poo-hole is on fire!
Mike: Man, that sucks almost as much as Dane Cook.
Jim: Whoa now! It's nowhere near that bad!
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3.
A negative term of calling a person "over weight."
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Somebodys nickname.
Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!
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Theres "fat albert" again!
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Whats up "fat albert?"
4.
R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."
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5.
1. a C-130T airplane
2. a strain of cannabis
(perhaps influenced by the character in Stories told by comedian Bill Cosby)
How did he got to ride Fat Albert.
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6.
Fat albert is another way of saying " qurter gram of cocaine " back in the days.
" Yo, get me some fat albert"
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7.
The act of receiving fellatio on the toilet while simultaneously defecating and eating a cheeseburger.
I think I'm gonna dump her, but I'll at least see if I can get her to give me a Fat Albert first.
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